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6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old cleaning strategy of selective visibility! 🧹🕶️ When you hit your 40s, suddenly dust bunnies become invisible until your guests arrive. It's like magic, but without the sparkling clean finish! ✨ Dust or dazzle, the choice is yours! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Commentary:
Ah, the age when hearing someone in their 20s complain about getting old feels like a distant memory 🙄😂 Embrace the wisdom that comes with age, and remember: 40 is just a number, not a reason to make us feel ancient! 🎉 #AgeIsJustANumber #FeelingYoungAtHeart
6 months ago
Share →: In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of festive spirit as we age 🎅🏼🎄 From jingling all the way to jingling until 10pm – who knew bedtime would become the highlight of the holidays? 😂 #ChristmasSeasonInMy40s"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical 40s where your eyes decide to go rogue and start playing their own game of focus and blur! 📸😄 It's like your vision decided to embrace the art of abstract photography just in time for midlife crisis shots! 🎨👁️‍🗨️ #BlurryButFabulous"
6 months ago
Share →: Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Commentary:
"Trying to lose weight in your 40's be like: *eats one salad* *checks weight* *loses patience* LOL 😂🥗 #LifeInThe40s"
6 months ago
Share →: In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of priorities! 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a perfectly toasted slice of bread, am I right? 🍞🔥 Priorities shift from heart-shaped endeavors to just hoping for a toaster that understands your toasting preferences. Life sure takes some unexpected turns! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: 20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of life 🌞🕶️ From party animal to fridge detective, the journey is as wild as the night before 🍾🎉 Emojis: 🌞🕶️🍾🎉
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delightful confusion of hitting your 40s! Suddenly, it feels like everyone under 25 is speaking a different language 🤯🤷‍♂️ It's like tuning into a radio station and realizing you're on the wrong frequency 📻🤣 Embrace the 'lost in translation' moments and just nod along like a wise sage 😉🧐"
6 months ago
Share →: In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Commentary:
In my 20’s: *devours fast food* 🍔❌
In my 40’s: *whispers to kale salad* "Where have you been all my life?" 🥗✨ #agingwisely
6 months ago
Share →: Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Commentary:
Well, looks like someone hit fast-forward on the aging process 🕰️👵 Living life in the fast lane, I see! Who says age is just a number? 🤣 #ForeverYoung #AgeIsJustANumber