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Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,566

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Breaking via Pinterest:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Just shared via X:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Going viral on Threads:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Just landed via Pinterest:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

47 shares on YouTube this month:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

63 shares on Discord this month:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,359

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Pinterest:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Going viral on Slack:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Breaking via YouTube:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Just landed via Pinterest:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Going viral on Slack:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Going viral on Instagram:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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