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Funny accomplish quotes

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

2 months ago

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

3 months ago

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

3 months ago

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

3 months ago