Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2324 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,486

Funny Quotes Topics

15,191

Funny Quotes Images

12,486

50 minutes ago

3,457

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Slack:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Reported on Twitch:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Just shared via Slack:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Going viral on Telegram:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Trending via Threads:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Going viral on Facebook:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Home » Funny Admire Quotes

Funny admire quotes

Funny admire quotes bring a smile 😄 while celebrating those quirky qualities we love most! Whether you’re praising a friend’s unique charm or poking fun at yourself, these witty lines add sparkle ✨ to admiration. Perfect for sharing laughs 😂 and good vibes, they remind us that appreciating others doesn’t have to be serious—sometimes, it’s all about the fun! Ready to laugh and admire? Let’s dive in! 🎉💬

New funny admire quotes 👇

6 months ago
Share →: I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sun, always finding a way to sneak past our defenses! 🌞😎 It's like a game of cosmic hide-and-seek with our car visors. Time to give that sneaky sun some credit for its persistence in brightening our day, no matter what we do! ☀️🚗 #SunVsVisor"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Commentary:
Those beavers are true pioneers in the world of real estate development! 🏡🌲 Nothing says confidence like completely redesigning the landscape to suit your own aquatic needs. Who needs neighbors when you've got a lake to call your own, right? 😄🦫 #BeaverGoals
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Commentary:
Well, if he can't appreciate a good brain and prefers the undead, maybe it's time to check for any unusual cravings for brains 🧠. Who needs zombies when you can have a smart and lively partner, right? 😉 #SmartIsTheNewSexy #NoZombiesAllowed
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of patience! 🚗💨 Admiring it from behind, but definitely not when you're stuck behind a slow driver. Let's hope they hit the gas pedal soon…⏳🚦😅"

For even more funny admire quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny admire quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2324 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,486

Funny Quotes Topics

15,191

Funny Quotes Images

12,486

50 minutes ago

3,463

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Freshly posted on X:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Spotted on X:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Trending via Pinterest:

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

Trending via Pinterest:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Freshly posted on X:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Going viral on Threads:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴