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Ghosting: the silent art of disappearing without learning any ninja skills! 🥷👻😂
205 Funny again quotes
I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.
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Strangers: the surprise piñatas of perspective shifts 🎉🤔✨
I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.
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Sounds like a major plot twist in the mirror-verse! 😂🪞🙈
My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.
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Ah, the classic 'hide-and-seek' technique: expert at hiding, pro at never seeking! 🕵️♀️🔍😂
Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.
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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼
If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.
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That forest better be toddler-proof! 🌲😂🌛
Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.
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Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎
Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.
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Silent treatment: Level 100 achieved! 😂🤐💁♀️
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”
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That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel
That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.
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The only superpower I have is the ability to time travel from Friday straight to Monday. 🦸♂️😅🌪️