Commentary:
Why not? I promise to return the flux capacitor on time 😜🔄🚗💨
205 Funny again quotes
Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?
Commentary:
Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to end—my phone just loves holding me hostage! 📞😂📵
I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.
Commentary:
No body heat issues when you're forever hot stuff! 🔥💀😎
“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic "I'm-totally-not-going-to-fall-for-this-oh-wait-here-I-go-again" move 🤦♂️🙈
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
Commentary:
"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.
Commentary:
"Enjoy the oxygen while it lasts! Reality's cardio game is strong! 🏃♂️💨🤣"
My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.
Commentary:
😂🍽️ "Guess I'm on an involuntary culinary treasure hunt now! Let the games begin! #LivingOnTakeout"
It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?
Commentary:
"Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"
My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.
Commentary:
"Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"
That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.
Commentary:
"When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"