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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.
I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.
Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.
Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.
Not again. I mean good morning.

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5 months ago
Share →: Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Commentary:
"Looks like the grocery store wasn't prepared for your epic lion king tribute with a rotisserie chicken 🍗🦁 Maybe they just couldn't handle your raw talent! Time to find a new stage for your poultry performances 😄🛒 #HakunaMaTatastegreat"
5 months ago
Share →: Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Commentary:
"Hello bedtime, my old nemesis! My brain and I engage in our nightly battle of wits. 💭😂 Lights out for now, but the real fun begins in dreamland! ✨😴 #BrainVsSleep"
5 months ago
Share →: Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Commentary:
"Looks like the coffee has had enough of all the chatter and is ready to spill the beans ☕🤫 Maybe it's time to espresso some quiet time for a latte while! #CoffeeWisdom"
5 months ago
Share →: If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Commentary:
"Ah, the profound wisdom of doors – always teaching us life lessons in their own unique way! 🚪💡 Remember, if at first the door doesn't open, try again. And again. And maybe a few more times just for good measure. Persistence is key, folks! 🔑😄"
5 months ago
Share →: The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist finding the silver lining in shorter days! 🌧️ Let's hope for brighter skies and shorter rainy spells ahead! ☀️☔️"
5 months ago
Share →: I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Commentary:
"Blood pressure kits: when the struggle to fit everything back in that tiny zip-up bag becomes the real test of your cardiovascular endurance. 💼😂 #ZipItRealGood"
5 months ago
Share →: Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Commentary:
"Nothing like a good old mysterious exit to keep the neighborhood on edge! 👀🚔 #Whodunnit 🕵️‍♂️🔍"
5 months ago
Share →: Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious language of teenagers – a combination of eye rolls, grunts, and unsolicited opinions in a dialect only understood by fellow parents. 🤦‍♂️ Can't wait for that magical moment when coherent sentences make a comeback! 🙏😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, trust is like a Snapchat photo – it disappears quickly! 📸😂 Let's play it safe and keep those nudes where they belong – in the vault! 🔒😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of morning realizations! 🌞💋🚂 Looks like this train ride just got a one-way ticket to Awkwardville! 😅 #MorningSurprises"