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5 months ago
Share →: I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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"Who needs a designated day for foolishness when you can excel in it every day? 🤪 Embrace your inner fool and let the shenanigans ensue! 🃏 #EverydayFool"
5 months ago
Share →: Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Catch-22 of job applications – it's like trying to choose your favorite ice cream flavor without ever tasting them 🍦😂 But hey, who knows, maybe you'll end up falling head over heels for a company you didn't even know existed! Life's full of surprises, after all. Just keep those cover letters sincere and the interview smiles genuine – you never know what magic could happen! ✨🤝 #JobSearchChronicles
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Commentary:
"Oh, the shocking revelation! 💸💸 Who knew that being your fabulous self could come with such a hefty price tag? 💁‍♀️💰 Time for a budgeting intervention, perhaps? Or just embrace the fabulous broke life! 😂 #FabulousButBroke"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the trifecta of office woes: The chill chum, the famished friend, and the sleepy sidekick. But you? You are the ultimate office unicorn, embodying all three in a majestic display of multitasking magnificence! 🦄❄️🍔😴."
5 months ago
Share →: I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can swipe right on a delicious meal? 🍔🚗 Let's be real, food delivery folks bring joy and sustenance straight to your doorstep – they truly deliver in more ways than one! 😄🍕 #FoodOverDudes"
5 months ago
Share →: I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between productivity and bed's seductive embrace! 💤💼 It's a daily battle of ambitions vs. comfort, a tale as old as time… or at least as old as the snooze button! ⏰😅 Who will win today, the go-getter or the snoozer? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: 'The Procrastination of Napping'. 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Commentary:
🤖 "Dear predictive text, please stop pushing me to spread Thanksgiving cheer every time someone just wants a recipe! Even virtual assistants need a break from holiday vibes sometimes 😂🦃 #PredictiveTextProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of feeling wide awake right before bedtime but hitting a post-lunch slump faster than a speeding bullet at work! 😂💤 It's like our bodies have their own secret agenda to keep us on our toes (or should I say, on our pillows?) all day long! 💼🛌 #WorkHardNapHarder"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Commentary:
Oh, you're not weird at all! Turning on the TV for background noise is just one way to add a little dramatic flair 📺😄 After all, who needs silence when you can have a soundtrack of sitcom laughter and dramatic plot twists in the background? Keep those TV vibes going, you trendsetter! 📺🎶 #TVBackgroundNoiseGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Commentary:
"Looks like even fate itself couldn't get you out of that Monday morning meeting! 🤣 #BlameItOnTheUniverse #WorkLifeWoahs"