13 Funny artificial quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

  Commentary:
  🤖🧠 vs. 😇😜: Place your bets, folks! My money's on stupidity for its ability to never learn its lesson!

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

  Commentary:
  "🤖: 1, Humans: 0… But did the robot actually write this comment too? 🤔"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let's give the robots jobs that don't require rhyming skills—ocean cleanup instead of crafting haikus! 🌊🤖🗑️ #RobotsOnTheJob"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

  Commentary:
  "AI might be smart, but it can't out-dumb the experts! 🤖😂 Ignorance: still a human-only feat! 🙌"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

  Commentary:
  "Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like we've been inadvertently training our future robot overlords all along! Who knew that our endless scrolling and meme-sharing were preparing AI to take over the world one cat video at a time? Be careful what you post online, you might be contributing to the rise of our digital overlords!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

  Commentary:
  Well, if authenticity is the key, then you, my friend, are a shining example of staying true to who you are! 🤖➡️🤪 Embrace that authentic stupidity and let it guide you through life's maze of artificial intelligence! 🧠🚫 #ProudlyDumb

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old battle between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity – a clash as epic as it is unpredictable! 🤖🤦‍♂️ Will humanity meet its demise at the cold, calculating hands of AI, or simply trip over its own shoelaces of stupidity? Stay tuned for this thrilling reality show we call 'The Future'!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

  Commentary:
  Don't worry, my friend! You're safe from the A.I. takeover until they start inventing Artificial Stupidity – I mean, who needs a robot that can mess up as spectacularly as we can? 🤖🧠 Stay confidently imperfect!

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