Funny artificial quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

  Commentary:
  "Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like we've been inadvertently training our future robot overlords all along! Who knew that our endless scrolling and meme-sharing were preparing AI to take over the world one cat video at a time? Be careful what you post online, you might be contributing to the rise of our digital overlords!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

  Commentary:
  Well, if authenticity is the key, then you, my friend, are a shining example of staying true to who you are! 🤖➡️🤪 Embrace that authentic stupidity and let it guide you through life's maze of artificial intelligence! 🧠🚫 #ProudlyDumb

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old battle between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity – a clash as epic as it is unpredictable! 🤖🤦‍♂️ Will humanity meet its demise at the cold, calculating hands of AI, or simply trip over its own shoelaces of stupidity? Stay tuned for this thrilling reality show we call 'The Future'!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

  Commentary:
  Don't worry, my friend! You're safe from the A.I. takeover until they start inventing Artificial Stupidity – I mean, who needs a robot that can mess up as spectacularly as we can? 🤖🧠 Stay confidently imperfect!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so that's what the AI is up to – evolving humans into creatures with extra fingers! 🤖🖐️ Looks like AI is really pushy about its preferences. Next thing you know, we'll all be playing the piano like pros. 🎹😄 #AIFingerObsession

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe we should have asked Mother Nature for a few more tips before diving headfirst into the world of AI 🌿💡🤖 Who knew that good old-fashioned plants could outsmart our fancy machines? 🌱🧠 #NatureVsTech"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Twitter – the virtual land of fleeting thoughts and endless debates! 🐦 If you've ever delved into the chaotic realm of Twitter threads and hot takes, you'd probably agree that creating Artificial Intelligence is our best shot at restoring some order and sanity in the digital universe! 🤖💬 After all, who knows, maybe AI can teach us a thing or two about concise communication and avoiding unnecessary drama! 😉🌐

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