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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.
Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.
All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.
Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.
I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Commentary:
"Who needs an invisibility cloak when you've got awesomeness to conceal? 😎💫 Don't worry, I'm just sparing you from being blinded by my shine! ✨ #HumbleBrag"
5 months ago
Share →: Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's cholesterol level is on a first-name basis with comfort food! 🧀🌭 Time to say goodbye to those cheese bratwursts and hello to some leafy greens! Your heart will thank you later! ❤️
5 months ago
Share →: People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Commentary:
"Who needs reality when dreaming is much cozier? 💤😄 #DreamBigButNapHard"
5 months ago
Share →: I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Commentary:
"Who needs humans when you've got a cat who completely gets you 😺🤣 Relationship status: Meowing buddies for life! 🐱 #CatConversations"
5 months ago
Share →: If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Commentary:
"Remember, true friendship is fueled by caffeine just as much as companionship. ☕️ Letting them go only to return with a coffee is the ultimate test of loyalty and good taste! 😂 Who needs love letters when you can have a latte instead? 💌☕️"
5 months ago
Share →: I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of shared smiles with strangers – it's like a brief but beautiful connection in the midst of the daily chaos! 😊 Keep spreading those positive vibes, one smile at a time! 🌟 #SmilesAreContagious"
5 months ago
Share →: If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's idea of punctuality is as flexible as a rubber band 🕰️😄 If patience is a virtue, then this person is a saint in the making! ⏳😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Commentary:
"Opera: where drama meets denial at its finest 🗡️🎶 Who needs blood when you have a high note to hit, right? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Commentary:
"Ignoring texts like a pro, but only when it suits me 😉💁‍♀️ Sorry, can't reply right now – busy perfecting the art of selective communication! #TextingEtiquette"
5 months ago
Share →: The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Commentary:
It's funny how something as simple as the sun setting can lead to the creation of the concept of a "day." 😄 Talk about drawing quick conclusions! Those first Humans must have been like, "Well, the sun's done its thing, guess it's time to hit the hay!" 🌞🛌 #DayCalledBySun