19 Funny box quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

  Commentary:
  Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the geometry of pizza and women: deliciously puzzling! 😄🍕🔺⬜️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, a box with a 20-year retirement plan! 🗃️📦✨ Who knew cardboard could be so future-focused? 😂 #BoxGoals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

  Commentary:
  "When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystery tape: it's either a home movie, a forgotten blockbuster, or an intimate encounter with 'The Blob'! 📼🤔🍿"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your glove box is playing hard to get! 🤣🧤 Maybe it's just practicing for the "hand" of friendship — or maybe it's secretly a minimalist with a sense of humor! 🚗😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've hit the jackpot! 🧀👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Who knew that a simple box of mac and cheese could provide such profound insights into your existential family dynamics? Time to embrace your newfound role as a one-person family and treat yourself to the ultimate macaroni feast! 🍽️🤣 #MacAndCheeseFamilyGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

  Commentary:
  "Life's little reminder from your feline friend: 'Hey, at least you don't have to do THIS yourself!' 😹💩 #CatOwnerProblems #CatLitterDuty"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

  Commentary:
  "Need some me-time? Just yell out, 'I need urgent assistance in the kitty litter department!' 🐱💩 You'll have the room all to yourself in no time! Just be prepared for curious looks and possible feline companionship 😂🐾 #DesperateMeasures"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it appears someone got the gourmet chocolate upgrade in the game of Life! 🍫💰 Who knew that chasing dreams would come with a side of sticker shock? Don't worry, you're not alone in this bougie box of surprises! 😄 #LifeGoals #ChocolateWoes

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