22 Funny box quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

  Commentary:
  Holding onto boxes like we're preparing for the World's Slowest Moving Challenge 📦😂 #BoxCollectorsUnited

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

  Commentary:
  Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷‍♂️🍅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

  Commentary:
  Pasta doesn't need a window to its soul. I trust the noodles! 🥸🍝🔍

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

  Commentary:
  Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the geometry of pizza and women: deliciously puzzling! 😄🍕🔺⬜️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, a box with a 20-year retirement plan! 🗃️📦✨ Who knew cardboard could be so future-focused? 😂 #BoxGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

  Commentary:
  "When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystery tape: it's either a home movie, a forgotten blockbuster, or an intimate encounter with 'The Blob'! 📼🤔🍿"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your glove box is playing hard to get! 🤣🧤 Maybe it's just practicing for the "hand" of friendship — or maybe it's secretly a minimalist with a sense of humor! 🚗😂

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  Jan 28, 2025

  Share →: According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've hit the jackpot! 🧀👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Who knew that a simple box of mac and cheese could provide such profound insights into your existential family dynamics? Time to embrace your newfound role as a one-person family and treat yourself to the ultimate macaroni feast! 🍽️🤣 #MacAndCheeseFamilyGoals

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