27 Funny box quotes

• I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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  3 weeks ago

  box, dark, dark humor, heart, hoodie, humor, i, love, me, sarcasm, want

• Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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  2 months ago

  accomplishment, applaud, box, cable, cables, electronics, humor, i, patience, please, procrastination, storage, technology, today, used, vintage, wire

• Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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  2 months ago

  air, airplane, am, box, craving, flying, giant, i, juice, metal, metal box, question, stay, tomato, tomato juice, weird, weird question, why

• Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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  2 months ago

  believe, box, food, grocery, humor, i, need, packaging, pasta, plastic, plastic window, sarcasm, window

• One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adulthood, being, box, cardboard, cardboard box, clutter, debate, decision making, everyday, everyday struggle, good, humor, humor about adulthood, much, over, procrastination, self-debate, storage, struggle, thing, time, yourself

• Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, box, eaten, eating, humor, once, packaging, pizza, pizza slice, round, shape, slice, square, square box, triangle, understand, understanding, why, women

• Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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  2 months ago

  20, attic, box, humor, humor about unused items, i, items, keep, long-term, next, nice, preservation, sarcasm, should, storage, unused

• I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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  2 months ago

  age, am, away, box, clutter, decision making, hoarding, humor, i, nice, perspective, question, sentimentality, storage, throwing, where

• I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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  2 months ago

  bit, box, curiosity, found, home, home video, humor, i, label, mystery, nervous, nostalgia, retro, tape, torn, torn label, VHS, VHS tape, video

• The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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  2 months ago

  box, car, cars, everyday, everyday life, glof, glove, glove box, humor, irony, life, never, thing

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