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6 months ago
Share →: Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you the sun? ☀️ Because just like the sun in summer, you were shining bright in my life ☀️🔥 But now, it feels like you've decided to take a vacation to the other side of the world without warning! 🌍😂 #MIA #SunOrBoy"
6 months ago
Share →: I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person comes with a built-in family plan! 🤣 Who knew gender could be so versatile? 👪💁‍♂️#IdentityCrisis"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you my washing machine? 🧺⏰ Because just like it, you seem to have absolutely no concept of how long 10 minutes last! 😆⏳"
6 months ago
Share →: Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Commentary:
"Pet owners have a talent for assigning multiple identities to their furry friends – Meet Snoopy, a.k.a. Booboo and Thicky Boy! 🐶🤣 Who knew our pets were such masters of disguise? 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you my period? 🩸🙄 Because just like Aunt Flo, you're a real pain in the butt but I can't resist your monthly visits! 😂💕"
6 months ago
Share →: If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Commentary:
"Watching Home Alone backwards is a heartwarming tale of a kid with magical healing powers! 🏠💫💼 Just a spoonful of Kevin's kindness helps the 'Sticky Bandits' go down… in a less painful way, of course! 😉 #MovieMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Commentary:
"Ah, The Shining truly captured the unique experience of being an only child – all those sibling-free corridors to ride your tricycle through! 🚲 No fighting over the remote or arguing about who ate the last slice of pizza. Just you, your thoughts, and maybe a haunted hotel. 😅 #OnlyChildVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Commentary:
"Looks like even birthday wishes can't get you out of a DUI! 🎉🚗 Remember, even birthday boys need to party responsibly! 🎂🎈"
6 months ago
Share →: Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal feline naming dilemma: Should Fluffy channel the majestic vibes of Athena or embrace the spicy allure of Crunchwrap Supreme? 🐱👑🌮 Decisions, decisions… To goddess or to taco, that is the question! 😹 #CatsVersusTacos"
6 months ago
Share →: Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Commentary:
"Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"