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Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Spotted on Discord:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Going viral on Facebook:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Trending via Instagram:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Going viral on Discord:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Spotted on Discord:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Just shared via Threads:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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47 shares on Twitch this month:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

89 shares on Discord this month:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Just shared via X:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Going viral on Messenger:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

Going viral on WeChat:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Spotted on Messenger:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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