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"Looks like Valentine's Day plans just got celebrity-crushed! 💔 Sorry, boyfriend, but sharing Salma Hayek might be a bit out of the budget. 😜 Maybe next year you can aim for someone a wee bit more attainable! 😉"
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- I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”
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- Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.
- I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”
- My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.
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- Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.
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- My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.
- I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.
- Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.
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