Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"
145 Funny cat quotes
I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.
I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.
If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.
There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.
Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.
“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.
Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.
