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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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Funny Cinderella quotes offer a whimsical twist on the classic fairy tale! 👠✨ Whether it’s poking fun at glass slippers or the midnight curfew, these quotes add a humorous spin to the enchanting story of Cinderella. Get ready to giggle as we explore the lighter side of this beloved tale! 😂👑

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Share →: A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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Looks like even Prince Charming wasn't ready for the real Solesmate hunt! 👠🤵 Who knew glass slippers came with a hefty shoe closet too? Time for some sole-searching, Prince! 😄🏰
6 months ago
Share →: I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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"Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! 🐭👠 Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! 💄😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Oh, Cinderella, sweetie, your standards were lower than her glass slipper size! 🙈 Talk about a prince who needs to get his memory checked! Maybe next time, Cinderella should swipe left on the forgetful ones! 👸🏼🤦🏻‍♂️

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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