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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Dec 30, 2025

3,950

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Spotted on Discord:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Seen just now on X:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Just landed via TikTok:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Just landed via Discord:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Live now on Reddit:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Breaking via Slack:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Funny Cinderella quotes

Funny Cinderella quotes offer a whimsical twist on the classic fairy tale! 👠✨ Whether it’s poking fun at glass slippers or the midnight curfew, these quotes add a humorous spin to the enchanting story of Cinderella. Get ready to giggle as we explore the lighter side of this beloved tale! 😂👑

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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2 months ago

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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2 months ago

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Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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5 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on X this month:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

48 shares on Threads this month:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

79 shares on Facebook this month:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

95 shares on Slack this month:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

17 folks are currently checking 👀

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,889

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Freshly posted on X:

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Live now on Slack:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Spotted on Twitch:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Spotted on Instagram:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Making waves on X:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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