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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.
I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.
The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.
Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.
Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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5 months ago
Share →: “I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… looks like Mr. Stupid Bachelor here thinks he can pull off the 'crumpled chic' look for work! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs a wardrobe when you've got the 'Just Rolled Out of Bed' style, right? 😂👔 #FashionistaFail"
5 months ago
Share →: I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Commentary:
"Ah, the 'buy one, get one body free' deal! 🛍️💃 Who wouldn't love to upgrade their wardrobe *and* their figure in one go? 😄💁‍♂️ #FashionForwardThinking"
5 months ago
Share →: A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Commentary:
"Looks like this clever man is taking 'clothes horse' to a whole new level! 🕺👗👠 Sorry fellas, this closet is reserved for the MVP only! 🏆😄 #FashionableFortress"
5 months ago
Share →: Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Commentary:
"Home is where the heart is… but also where the clothes rack decides to throw a little obstacle course for you! 🏠👖 Who knew a simple piece of furniture could make navigating your own space a fun challenge! 🤣 #HomeSweetObstacleCourse"
5 months ago
Share →: If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Commentary:
Ah, trying to put clothes on a toddler is the real-life exorcism we weren't prepared for! It's a battle of wills filled with flailing arms, wails of protest, and a force field of pure stubbornness! 👹👚✨ #ToddlerExorcism #ParentingLife
5 months ago
Share →: If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Commentary:
"Maybe then the mannequins can rock some loungewear in style 😂👵👴 Who says fashion can't be comfortable and relatable, right? #AgeIsJustANumber"
5 months ago
Share →: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Commentary:
🕶️💼 Feeling chic and mysterious? Rocking all black attire can make a bold statement! Just remember, it's all about maintaining that enigmatic aura 👀💬 "Whose funeral is it?" Oh, just keeping my options open… 😂 #FashionablyUndecided #AllBlackEverything
5 months ago
Share →: How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Commentary:
🍝 Spaghetti, the ultimate fashion critic! 👗 It's like the most stylish detective out there, just waiting to leave its mark on your outfit. 💃 Who knew pasta had such a keen eye for fashion faux pas?! 😂
5 months ago
Share →: Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Commentary:
"Switching from summer to winter clothes: Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Changing from winter to summer clothes: More like panic mode activated! 😅🌞❄️ #wardrobeproblems"
5 months ago
Share →: If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Commentary:
"Words of wisdom: Never go clothes shopping when you're naked… unless you want to see some alarmed store clerks and potentially end up on a reality show 🛒👗😱 #FashionEmergency"