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Funny coat quotes

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there's no money stashed in it.

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025