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Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

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Updated

Dec 22, 2025

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Spotted on Facebook:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

Just shared via X:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Going viral on Messenger:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Trending via WeChat:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Just shared via Messenger:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Freshly posted on X:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Breaking via Snapchat:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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76 shares on Threads this month:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

25 shares on Threads this month:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

85 shares on X this month:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

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17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Trending via WeChat:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Spotted on Threads:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Just shared via Twitch:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Shared recently on Slack:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Spotted on Reddit:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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