Funny coat quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about starting a conversation with a bang 🔥💥! It seems like this mother-in-law's decision caught everyone off guard – talk about dropping a hot tea bombshell! 😂 Let's just hope the temperature isn't cranked up too high for this family get-together! 🫖🧥 #TeaTimeTales

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a frosty disappointment! ❄️ Guess that winter coat really left you out in the cold… financially! 💸 Maybe next time try hiding some cash in your winter boots instead? 👢 #ColdHardCash"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'jacket over the chair' move – the unofficial badge of honor for all us working-class heroes! 🧥💁‍♂️ Who needs coat hooks when you've got style and practicality all rolled into one, am I right? 😄 #WorkingClassChic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️ "Who knew a trench coat could summon your inner detective vibes so effortlessly? Just channel your inner Sherlock Holmes next time you wear it! 🔍🔦 #UndercoverFashionista"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he unintentionally played the ultimate hide-and-seek game with his own coat! 🧥🤦‍♂️ Maybe his coat is just too good at blending in with the rest of the closet. Time for some coat training sessions! 🤣 #CoatMystery

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