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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Going viral on Slack:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Broadcasted on X:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Live now on Pinterest:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

226 Funny confusion quotes

Funny confusion quotes are perfect for those moments when your brain decides to take a coffee break without telling you! 😵‍💫☕ Whether it’s forgetting why you walked into a room, mixing up names, or trying to follow instructions that make zero sense, these quotes remind us that confusion can be absolutely hilarious. Embrace the chaos — and laugh through the mental fog! 😂❓🔄

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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

1 hour ago

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

2 hours ago

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

2 hours ago

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

3 hours ago

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

4 hours ago

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

8 hours ago

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

9 hours ago

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

10 hours ago

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

13 hours ago

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

13 hours ago

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94 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

63 shares on Discord this month:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

53 shares on Messenger this month:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Just landed via Messenger:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Just shared via Twitch:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Just shared via Reddit:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Making waves on Telegram:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

Trending via X:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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