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Turning frowns into comedy sketches in record time! 🎭😂
65 Funny coping quotes
At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.
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I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! 😂🧠✨
I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.
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Trying to quit, but life keeps offering me a light. 😂💨
Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.
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Butterflies beware: I'm armed with tequila and ready to turn awkward flutters into dance battles! 🦋🍹💃😂
“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.
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I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera 🎶☕️🎭
I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.
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Turning pain into art, 280 characters at a time! 🖊️😂📱
(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.
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When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️
Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.
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Ah, nothing like a scalding shower to exfoliate away the existential dread 😂🛁🔥
Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.
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Why not chat with the void? It always has the best (and darkest) secret recipes! 🍲🌌
At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.
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Therapist: "How are you today?"
Me: "Let's not sweat the small stuff. Or the big stuff. 😂🤷♂️🛋️"