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  • At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

    Commentary:
    “Here lies a real crowd-pleaser! 💐🎉 Who’s up for catching the bouquet and continuing this wild ride of life? 😉 #FuneralGoals”

  • It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the nerve of people to be out there peopling while you’re trying to avoid them! 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Next time, bring along a ‘No Peopling Zone’ sign 😆 #IntrovertProblems”

  • Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing like a good old mysterious exit to keep the neighborhood on edge! 👀🚔 #Whodunnit 🕵️‍♂️🔍”

  • Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

    Commentary:
    Oh, the power of music to bring joy and confusion simultaneously! 🎶👑 It seems the queen’s legacy lives on in the hearts of her forgetful subjects, as they belt out “God save the Quing” in a delightful mix-up of history and enthusiasm. Long live the Quing! 🤣 #RoyalConfusion

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