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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

3 weeks ago

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How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

3 weeks ago

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I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

3 weeks ago

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First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

3 weeks ago

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

4 weeks ago

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

1 month ago

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

25 shares on Slack this month:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Going viral on Instagram:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Funny cryptocurrency quotes

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Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

All funny cryptocurrency quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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