11 Funny degree quotes

• In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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  4 weeks ago

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• My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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  2 months ago

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• People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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  2 months ago

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• Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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  2 months ago

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• And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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  2 months ago

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• My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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  2 months ago

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• I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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  2 months ago

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• Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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  2 months ago

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• Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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  2 months ago

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• Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

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  2 months ago

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