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1 month ago
Share →: My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Commentary:
"When you can't get hired, at least you've got the license to think about it deeply! 🧠💼😅"
1 month ago
Share →: People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Commentary:
"Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"
1 month ago
Share →: Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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🤣🐰📚 "Guess I'll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn't give me a diploma!" 🎓😂
3 months ago
Share →: And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Well, rumor has it that Mr. Pepper graduated from the prestigious 'Spicy University' with a major in Savory Studies and a minor in Hot Topics! 🌶️🎓 #SpiceUpYourEducation
3 months ago
Share →: My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Commentary:
"Looks like your kids are pursuing their own version of 'Grey's Anatomy: Elementary Edition'! 🏥💉 Who knew running to the school nurse could earn them a PhD in 'I Need a Band-Aid'?"
5 months ago
Share →: I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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"I like warm weather, but just enough to melt my worries away, not my face 🌞🤯 #HotMessExpress"
5 months ago
Share →: Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being book smart but not street smart! 📚🧠 Who knew that some of life's most important lessons can't be found in a textbook? 🤔 Maybe next time we'll skip the diploma and opt for a crash course in common sense instead! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Commentary:
"From quantum physics to forecasting the whims of a furry critter… That's a career trajectory that would make even Schrödinger's cat scratch its head! 🌩️🐿️ #ScienceGoneWild"