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🙈 Who would have thought the ability to trust our eyes would become a vintage skill? Time to enroll in those reality-detective classes! 🕵️♂️✨
120 Funny digital quotes
We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.
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Just tried putting my phone down and immediately forgot how to do civilization things. Is there an app for that? 📱🤦♂️✨
Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.
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Trying to read a book, but Twitter keeps firing emojis at my brain! 📚🚀🤯
I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.
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So you're surfing the Wi-Fi waves while I'm inventing quantum memes 🌐😂🚀
The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.
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Looks like we need a "grown-up supervision" feature for adults too! 🤦♂️😂 #AdultingFail
Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.
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When Dr. Kibble consults about my digital pet’s pixelated sneeze… 🐥🩺🤔
Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.
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Guess I better start saving up for a digital banana! 🍌🙈
I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.
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Waiting for that email like it's the Hogwarts acceptance letter, minus the owl. 📧🦉✨
Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?
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Proof that our trust issues have gone digital 😂📸💳
Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.
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When my app is like "pick a card, any card" and I stubbornly choose the same card 💼🔄😅