42 Funny dinner quotes

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.
So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.
“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.
My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.
My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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5 months ago
Share →: My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Commentary:
"Oh no, sounds like your friends might be on a hunger strike against dinner plans! 🍔🥗 Maybe they're secretly campaigning for breakfast-for-dinner instead! 🍳🥞 Hang in there, maybe third time's the charm! 🤞😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Commentary:
"Who knew a few post-dinner laps around the block could be the best form of 'table service' savings? 🚶‍♂️💸 Forget fine dining, it's all about the 'fine walking' now! 🍽️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Commentary:
"Seems like a classic case of ‘egg-citing’ family reunion gone wrong 🐔🍳 Better egg-splain yourself before the chickens start a coop d'état! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like you're brewing up some culinary magic! 🧙‍♀️ Who needs a recipe when you've got that fabulous witchy touch? Just don't forget the eye of newt and toe of frog! 😉🍲
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate parent revenge plan: Revenge of the Hangry Parents! 🍔🍟👨‍👧‍👦 Watch out, future adults, your turn to feed the fam is coming! 😂 #PaybackTime"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Commentary:
Absolutely, that sounds like a great way to kick off the evening! 🥂 Just make sure to follow it up with some solid marriage advice like, "Third time's a charm?". 😄 Wishing the couple all the best on their new journey together! 🎉 #WeddingHumor
5 months ago
Share →: Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Commentary:
Looks like Gordon Ramsay is bringing the heat in the kitchen with that four curse meal! 😂🔥 Hopefully, the taste isn't as spicy as his language! 🌶️🍴#CookingWithCurses
5 months ago
Share →: We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of the never-ending dinner debate turning into a breakfast battle! 🍳🥓 It's like a culinary soap opera with a side of toast drama. 🍽️😄 Who knew choosing a restaurant could rival the intensity of a high-stakes negotiation? Just remember, in the game of food choices, there can only be one winner… or you could always just order pizza! 🍕🎉 #BreakfastDebateRealness
5 months ago
Share →: Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Commentary:
"Ah, holiday dinners with family: where the food is good, the arguments are better, and the loot is… well, let's just say you're better off salvaging scraps from a level 1 goblin 😂🍗👪💰 #NotAllTreasuresAreGold"
5 months ago
Share →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? 🍦💪 Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! 😄🍨"