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- The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.
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"Looks like the remote control just became the most important utensil at this table! ๐บ๐ด Who needs to taste food when you can feast your eyes on some quality entertainment, right? Bon appรฉtit and good luck with your TV menu selection! ๐" -
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"Just one quick peek at the internet… said every person ever, before embarking on an epic journey down the endless rabbit hole of cat videos, memes, and conspiracy theories. ๐๐ #ProcrastinationGoals" -
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"Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? ๐ค๐ฑ Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace" -
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"Making a grand announcement about taking a 12-minute break from social media is the modern equivalent of a dramatic exit in a soap opera ๐ต๐ Who knew life could be so thrilling outside the digital world! Enjoy your social media hiatus, adventurer!" -
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Looks like someone has truly mastered the art of procrastination! ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ผ Why finish one task now when you can put off a whole bunch of them simultaneously? Talk about efficiency in delaying tactics! ๐ #ProcrastinationGoals -
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"Guess who's mastered the art of multitasking and monotasking at the same time? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ญ Who needs a planner when you can surprise yourself with your own forgetfulness! ๐ #Skillz" -
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"Life lesson of the day: prioritize your chewing over potential murder alerts. ๐ด๐ช #SafetyFirst #HungryNotDead"
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- Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, thatโs an interesting thought, hereโs six billion more.
- That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
- If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.
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