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Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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Jan 19, 2026

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Trending via Threads:

Meow means woof in cat.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Just landed via Reddit:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Broadcasted on X:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

99 shares on X this month:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I was dropped as an adult.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Making waves on X:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Trending via TikTok:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Going bananas on Threads:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Going viral on WeChat:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Freshly posted on Slack:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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