Funny disturb quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I am single, please disturb me!

  Commentary:
  "Attention all cupids, disruptors, and matchmakers: this one's open for business! 💘💥 Proceed with caution or be prepared to dodge some love arrows! 😄 #SingleAndReadyToMingle"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

  Commentary:
  "Me: 'Communication is the key.' 🗝️

  Also me: *puts phone on do not disturb* 🤷‍♂️📵

  Well, at least I'm consistent in avoiding communication, right? 😜 #SelectiveListener"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

  Commentary:
  🔇 "I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb" – a sentiment many of us can relate to! 🚫🔔 Who needs interruptions when you're busy binge-watching your favorite show or enjoying a peaceful nap? 🛌 Let's all petition for a universal "life on do not disturb" button! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, even in the spooky world of dating ghosts, always show some respect 👻🚫 Unless you're into haunting relationships, then go ahead and send a ghostly 'Boo!' 🎃😄 Just keep it ghostly chic, darling! 💁‍♂️💀"

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