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Funny disturb quotes

I am single, please disturb me!

4 weeks ago

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

1 month ago

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

1 month ago

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

3 months ago