Funny disturb quotes

• When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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• My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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• The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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• I am single, please disturb me!

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• I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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• I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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• If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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