12 Funny dollar quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

  Commentary:
  "If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd probably be contemplating retirement plans by now. 💸 But hey, that just means you're worth every penny of my mental wealth! 💭😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a crisp $1 bill, this person is single and confident – no change needed! 💵😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got independence and financial stability, am I right? 💁‍♂️ #SingleAndThriving"

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