18 Funny everywhere quotes

• I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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  2 months ago

  accessory, carry, cute, cute purse, everyday, everyday carry, everywhere, fashion, girl, hoard, humor, i, item, love, need, never, objects, personal, personal item, purse, sad, say, tiny, tiny purse

• My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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  2 months ago

  bagel, creativity, everything, everywhere, food, humor, joke, just, mess, parenting, son

• The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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  2 months ago

  back, cleverness, confidence, everywhere, humor, i, identity, secret, shirt, staff, success, wear, workplace

• I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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  2 months ago

  blood, call, cravings, eat, emotions, everything, everywhere, feel, huge, humor, i, me, menstruation, people, period, scared, shark, Shark week, snapping, want, week

• Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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  3 months ago

  countryside, england, everywhere, humor, just, rural, rural England, setting, Spider-Man, superhero, transportation, walk

• My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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  3 months ago

  commit, commit crime, crime, DNA, everywhere, hair, humor, i, identity, leave, me, never, personal, personal trait, trait

• Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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  3 months ago

  am, break, everywhere, existential, humor, i, irony, myself, need, self-reflection, ugh

• Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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  3 months ago

  anywhere, everywhere, frustration, going, humor, i, irony, observation, people, whenever

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