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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Going viral on Instagram:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Going viral on Twitch:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Spotted on Discord:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Just shared via Telegram:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Just landed via Discord:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Trending via Messenger:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Going viral on Messenger:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Breaking via Instagram:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

50 shares on WeChat this month:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

39 shares on X this month:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

55 shares on Slack this month:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Just landed via Discord:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Spotted on Twitch:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Breaking via Twitch:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Making waves on TikTok:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Going viral on Discord:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Just landed via X:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Going viral on Threads:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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