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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Live now on Slack:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Making waves on TikTok:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Seen just now on Facebook:

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Making waves on Slack:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Going viral on WeChat:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Going viral on Slack:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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Funny experiences quotes

Funny experiences quotes bring laughter and light to life’s most unexpected moments 😂✨ They remind us that even the quirkiest mishaps and awkward adventures are worth smiling about 😜🌟 Get ready to embrace the humor in everyday chaos and share those unforgettable, giggle-worthy memories with friends! 🎉🤣 #GoodVibesOnly

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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26 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

26 shares on Telegram this month:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Seen just now on Discord:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Going viral on Instagram:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Making waves on Threads:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Seen just now on Messenger:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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