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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

May 22, 2026

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

May 22, 2026

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

May 22, 2026

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

May 22, 2026

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

May 22, 2026

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

May 22, 2026

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

May 22, 2026

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

May 22, 2026

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

May 21, 2026

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

May 21, 2026

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

May 21, 2026

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

May 21, 2026

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

May 21, 2026

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

May 21, 2026

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

May 20, 2026

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

May 20, 2026

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

May 20, 2026

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

May 19, 2026

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

May 19, 2026

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

May 19, 2026

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

May 19, 2026