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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Share →: Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Share →: And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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"Watch closely, as I perform the disappearing act of a lifetime: making this first date magically transform into the last date! 🎩✨ Who knew dating could be a magic show? 🃏 #AbracadabraGoodbye"

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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