16 Funny fix quotes

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025