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Funny fix quotes are the perfect blend of humor and wisdom to brighten your day 🔧😂 Whether you’re tackling a tricky problem or just need a chuckle while fixing life’s little glitches, these witty lines will keep you smiling 😄✨ Ready to laugh through the mess and turn every oops into a LOL? Let’s dive into some clever, playful vibes that make fixing things way more fun! 🤪💡

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Posted onFeb 10, 2025Feb 10, 2025

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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