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16 Funny fix quotes

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025