21 Funny fix quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

  Commentary:
  "Forget self-help books, I'm off to gallop my problems away! 🐎🤣 #WildHorseWisdom"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

  Commentary:
  "Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is key! Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait! 😅🔧⏳"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, classic strategy! When in doubt, just double down on the weirdness! 🤪 It's like trying to put out a fire by throwing more fire on it 🔥🔥 Who knew being awkward could be so much fun? 😅 #awkwardturtle

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to fix a broken person and expecting a different outcome is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. 🤦‍♀️ Maybe it's time to upgrade to someone who comes pre-assembled! 😉🔧"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

  Commentary:
  "Reminder: Trust in a man's promise to fix things is directly proportional to his memory… or so the legends say. 🤷‍♂️🔧 #FixItForgetIt"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

  Commentary:
  "Silence is golden 🤫, but duct tape is silver! ✨ When words fail, duct tape prevails – the unsung hero of solving all life's little problems. Just remember, everything is fixable with a roll of duct tape! 🎉"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'rebooting the face' process! Just like a computer needing a restart after a major glitch 😂💄💁‍♀️. Who knew mastering the art of perfecting a resting b***h face could be so time-consuming? 😏⏰ #BeautyStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤣📺 "Move over, Don Draper – looks like we've got a new squad of ad wizards ready to save us from those never-ending jingles and over-the-top product placements! 💪🎬 Let's make commercials great again… but first, coffee break. ☕️😉"

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