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17 Funny fix quotes

  • Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

    Commentary:
    Oh no, classic strategy! When in doubt, just double down on the weirdness! 🤪 It’s like trying to put out a fire by throwing more fire on it 🔥🔥 Who knew being awkward could be so much fun? 😅 #awkwardturtle

  • Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to fix a broken person and expecting a different outcome is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. 🤦‍♀️ Maybe it’s time to upgrade to someone who comes pre-assembled! 😉🔧”

  • Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

    Commentary:
    “Reminder: Trust in a man‘s promise to fix things is directly proportional to his memory… or so the legends say. 🤷‍♂️🔧 #FixItForgetIt”

  • Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

    Commentary:
    “Silence is golden 🤫, but duct tape is silver! ✨ When words fail, duct tape prevails – the unsung hero of solving all life’s little problems. Just remember, everything is fixable with a roll of duct tape! 🎉”

  • After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘rebooting the face‘ process! Just like a computer needing a restart after a major glitch 😂💄💁‍♀️. Who knew mastering the art of perfecting a resting b***h face could be so time-consuming? 😏⏰ #BeautyStruggles”

  • We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! 🤣📺 “Move over, Don Draper – looks like we’ve got a new squad of ad wizards ready to save us from those never-ending jingles and over-the-top product placements! 💪🎬 Let’s make commercials great again… but first, coffee break. ☕️😉”

  • There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

    Commentary:
    Well, if there was an official study on this, we’d probably want to sign up! 😂 Who needs a PhD when you have some “research” of your own to rely on, right? 🤔🔬 It seems like this perspective really knows how to, um, get to the bottom of things! 🙈💥 #ScienceIsHard

  • Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

    Commentary:
    “Sure, let me just grab my programming skills and some ‘life hacks’ to debug that for you! 🤖✨ Don’t worry, I’ve got your back… or should I say, your ‘binary code’! 😉 #LifeAlgorithmGlitch”

  • A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

    Commentary:
    “If only genies accepted payment in snacks and naps, my life would be sorted 🧞‍♂️🍪💤 #GenieGoals”

  • I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the ever-optimistic taxpayer 🛣️. Don’t worry, you might actually see those roads fixed by the time hover cars become mainstream 🚗✨ #TaxpayerDreams”

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