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Sounds like a surprise buffet adventure! 🥳🥐🍫 Who knew kitchen cupboards could be so festive? 🎉😄
956 Funny food quotes
My body is a vessel for various dips.
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Guess I'm a dip-lomat managing multiple delicious territories! 🥳🥚🎉
If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.
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Looks like bacon isn't the only thing getting crispy here! 🇺🇸🥓😄
Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.
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Tiramisu should be a daily requirement in life's food pyramid! 🍰🤔 Why is the universe so stingy with the good stuff? 😂
Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.
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Dreaming of a nap on a pizza roll mattress, but I might eat my bed! 😴🍕
My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.
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I've finally got my act together, but somehow I still can't locate my marbles! 😂🦆🐘🍳🐟
They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.
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Cake for president, because if we're going to ignore our problems, we might as well do it deliciously! 🍰😄
Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.
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When life gives you cereal without milk, just upgrade to breakfast dessert mode 🍦🥣😂
The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.
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Pie-nding my way through Thanksgiving with a fork in one hand and a pie chart in the other! 🥧🤣
Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.
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Getting ready for the ultimate feast battle: Forks first, questions later! 🍴🤣🦃