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When life gets wild, it's time to tame it with cheesy goodness! 🧀🐾
965 Funny food quotes
We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.
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Guess I'll have to settle for a snowcone instead of a cake slice 😂☃️🍰
Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.
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When cereal becomes a rebellious act of self-expression 🍳✨🥣
Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.
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When McDonald’s fries can double as road de-icers, we’re officially living in a fast food winter wonderland! 🍟❄️🚗
Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?
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Just practicing my Oscar-winning performance of "Oh, for me? I couldn't possibly… okay, just one!" 😇🍪🎭
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Finally, a subscription service where Granny's secret pie recipe is the real guilty pleasure! 🥧🧶👵
People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.
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You gotta appreciate those anti-pickle heroes—saving the world from a pickle overflow, one sandwich at a time! 🥒😂
The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.
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When your salad has more frequent flyer miles than you do 🥗💸✈️
I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.
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Spicy chicken: the real truth serum! 🔥🐔😜
I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.
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Sounds like a surprise buffet adventure! 🥳🥐🍫 Who knew kitchen cupboards could be so festive? 🎉😄