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So true! My fridge turns into a food retirement home as soon as I buy groceries. 🍎🥦😂
966 Funny food quotes
I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.
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Sticking to my usual burger while I conquer the world, one bite at a time! 🍔😅💪
Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.
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When life gives you lemons, trade them in for a grilled cheese. 🧀😂🍞
I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.
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The suspense is real—my metabolism thinks it's on a rollercoaster of carbs and confusions! 🎢🍕🍩🤔
My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.
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Sounds like you've discovered the perfect snack compartment! 😂🍪🧀
I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.
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Honestly, food being shared is a real-life healing potion for my inner child 🍕🍟❤️🩹
Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?
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Worcestershire sauce: The sauce we all agree to disagree on how to say! 🤔🍽️😆
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.
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Why is it that every bite of broccoli feels like betrayal when pizza exists? 🍕😈🥦
I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.
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Whoever came up with that saying definitely didn't know the sheer willpower required to ignore cake 🍰😆
Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.
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Peanut butter is my true soulmate; bread is just the third wheel! 🥜❤️🍞