15 Funny giant quotes

• My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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  3 weeks ago

  commitment, ex, food, giant, humor, i, issues, jar, joke, Nutella, relationship

• I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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  3 weeks ago

  absurdity, another, cautionary, cautionary tale, giant, horse, house, humor, i, irony, lesson, let, life, life lesson, mistake, mistakes, never, right, second, self-awareness, tale, wooden, wooden horse

• The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, around, bang, catch, class, crates, critter, crush, easy, eat, fun, fun activity, game, giant, head, humor, jump, Mario, mushroom, super, Super Mario, video, video game, want

• Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, ball, ball pit, creativity, fun, giant, IKEA, meeting, pit, place, work, work meeting, workplace

• Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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  3 weeks ago

  bag, candy, giant, giant size, humor, me, necessary, resealable, size, snack

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