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Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,574

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Shared recently on Threads:

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

Going viral on TikTok:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Live now on TikTok:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Just landed via Twitch:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Going viral on Discord:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

14 shares on X this month:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

24 shares on YouTube this month:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

89 shares on Slack this month:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve been blocked by better.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,249

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Shared recently on Slack:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Going viral on Messenger:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Going viral on Threads:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Just landed via Telegram:

Windmill? Big fan.

Making waves on YouTube:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Breaking via Telegram:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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