Funny goat quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's found their calling 🧀🥯 Who knew goat cheese could steal the spotlight so effortlessly? Don't worry, we all have our moments of culinary stardom in unexpected places! 🌟 #GoatCheeseGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you want a party that's really 'bleating' edge, go ahead and fill up those animals with helium 🎈🐐 Who knows, maybe they'll finally reach new heights in their social circles! Just make sure they don't take off and become the G.O.A.T. of the skies! 🚀😂"

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