129 Funny God quotes

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern day romantic gestures! 🕯️💰 Lighting a candle in Notre Dame to ask for divine intervention in the world of cryptocurrency. Can't decide if it's hilarious or just plain innovative! 🤣 #BitcoinPrayers

  Bitcoin, boyfriend, candle, dame, funny moment, God, humor, i, lit, moment, notre, Notre Dame, order, Paris, price, relationship, request

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Friends: the family we choose after genetic 'oopsies' 😜👫💕 #FriendshipBringsRedemption"

  apology, connection, family, friends, God, humor, relationships, support

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰

  God, humor, irony, know, money, people, perspective, want, wealth

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like God decided I'm not done simmering yet 🍳⛰️😄

  challenge, encouragement, every, faith, God, gratitude, humor, i, kindness, me, mountain, moves, nice, resilience, think, time

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  I'm starting a petition for a diploma in adulting! 😂📜 #GraduatedInLifeLessons

  am, enough, experience, experiences, God, humor, i, intelligence, learning, learning experience, please, prayer, sarcasm, smart

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Well, I'm not about to let my phone gather dust waiting for a response. Priorities, right? 🐶📱😅

  again, communication, dog, God, hear, humor, i, quick, quick reply, relationship, reply, wait, waiting

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  God's got that direct deposit drip! 💸😇✨

  God, gratitude, humor, i, love, me, money

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Guess I missed the memo from heaven's HR department 😂👼📄

  career, destiny, faith, God, gods, humor, job, job search, LinkedIn, me, media, plan, search, social, social media

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like God was dreaming big with the ultimate snooze button! 😴✨

  beautiful, concept, creation, God, humor, sleep

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Can't imagine a meeting without my survival kit: headphones, daydreams, and a secret escape plan! 🎧😴🚪

  day, daydream, dreaming, escape, God, gratitude, headphone, headphones, humor, relaxation, thank

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