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Angels taking notes on my perfect fit ✨📏👼 #FashionGuides
393 Funny going quotes
Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.
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Sounds like the fridge was the original social media platform 🧊🎨😂
I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’
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If flies could speak English, I'd finally have someone new to ignore my ultimatums 😂🪰💬
Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).
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Trying to sneak past insomnia like a ninja in pajamas 😴🕶️🌜
Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.
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Guess those extra steps are really steps to genius! 🚶♂️🧠😄
“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”
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Life goals: transforming into furniture while minimizing social interactions. 🛋️😂 #SoLazyItsEpic
You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.
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Going out on an adventure called "Poor Judgment" and I've got the perfect tour guide 🤣🚩
When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!
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Guess that pig was after some killer ham bargains! 🐷🛒😆
Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.
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Why do feet guys love the beach? Because it’s a total sole-sensation! 🏖️👣😄
Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.
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Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! 💍❌😂