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Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via YouTube:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Freshly posted on X:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Making waves on Facebook:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Making waves on X:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Spotted on Messenger:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Spotted on Instagram:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Trending via TikTok:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

68 shares on Discord this month:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Just landed via X:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Just shared via YouTube:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Seen just now on Threads:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Spotted on Reddit:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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