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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Dec 27, 2025

3,991

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

Live now on Slack:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Going viral on Snapchat:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Just shared via Discord:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Making waves on TikTok:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Funny hanging out quotes

Funny hanging out quotes are the perfect way to capture those goofy moments with friends and turn everyday hangouts into unforgettable memories 😄🎉 Whether you’re chilling at home or out on an adventure, these witty lines add extra laughs and good vibes to your squad goals 🤪✨ Ready to sprinkle some humor on your next meetup? Let the fun begin! 🎈🕺

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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1 month ago

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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2 months ago

activity, animals, appear, cool, experience, fun, hanging, hanging out, happen, just, lot, nature, outdoor, outdoor activity, outdoor experience, outdoor fun, outside, start, stuff, things, wildlife
I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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2 months ago

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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2 months ago

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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2 months ago

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64 shares on Twitch this month:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

28 shares on YouTube this month:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

78 shares on X this month:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

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Dec 27, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via YouTube:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Trending via LinkedIn:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Live now on Facebook:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Spotted on TikTok:

So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Making waves on Instagram:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Shared recently on Discord:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Breaking via Facebook:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Going viral on Threads:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Live now on Pinterest:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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