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Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Having a job ruined my life.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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