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Testing sibling boundaries: the ultimate survival training! 😂🤼♂️🔪
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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.
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Living solo: where dust bunnies fear the birthday suit cleaning crew 🧹😆🏡
My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?
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The struggle was real! Back in the day, we had to worry about one ringy dingy and not battery percentage! ☎️💸📞
I love having plans to cancel.
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Canceling plans is my cardio 😂📅🚫
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
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Work-life balance is just a fancy way of saying I'm confused about where I want to nap! 🛋️💤💼
If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.
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When life gives you lemons, just pretend they're limes and make a margarita—no one will notice! 🍋🍹😎
“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.
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Sounds like Gen Z is swiping left on procreation! 🚫📱👶
Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.
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Charging for scientific articles feels like finding a plot twist at the end of a math book 📚🙄💸
Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?
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Trying to laugh at a video you can't even see properly is the ultimate test of friendship 😂📱🔍
The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.
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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed