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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has copied:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ό has shared:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Making waves on Telegram:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Going viral on Telegram:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Trending via Messenger:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Reported on Facebook:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ has viewed:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί has copied:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Spotted on TikTok:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Live now on Discord:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Trending via Twitch:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Making waves on Slack:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Breaking via Messenger:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Live now on TikTok:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Trending via Instagram:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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