Funny quotes high school

18 Funny high school quotes

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

2 months ago

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

2 months ago

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

3 months ago

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

3 months ago

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

3 months ago

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

3 months ago

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

3 months ago

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

3 months ago

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

3 months ago

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

3 months ago

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

3 months ago

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

3 months ago

My nickname in high school was “who?”

3 months ago

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

3 months ago

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

3 months ago

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

3 months ago

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

3 months ago

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

3 months ago