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When the local grocery store tells you to keep your produce covered 🍏🧺😄
56 Funny household quotes
My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.
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Guess she used the ol' "plants need shade" argument! 🌿😎☀️
Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?
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Finding an Airfryer in your kid's room is just part of their "creative decluttering strategy" 😂🔍🍟
Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”
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When mom goes full CIA on dust particles and socks, yet we're all suspects 🕵️♀️🧹🧦🔍
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”
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That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel
The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.
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Just when you think you're done, the pot's like, "Surprise! I'm the boss level of dishwashing!" 😅🍲🧼
Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”
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When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣
My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.
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Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️
My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.
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Sounds like her alarm clock is more of a "brace yourself" signal for everyone else! 😅🔔📢
My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.
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😂🍽️ "Guess I'm on an involuntary culinary treasure hunt now! Let the games begin! #LivingOnTakeout"