Commentary:
"Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"
Tag Archives: 5673 Funny i quotes
I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.
Commentary:
"At this rate, my next diploma should be in 'Life Lesson Mastery 101'! 🎓🤣📚"
I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.
Commentary:
"I agree! I miss the good old days when the only mystery was how on earth they got their hair so perfect! 😂✨🤷♂️"
Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.
Commentary:
"Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"
Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.
Commentary:
"When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"
“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.
Commentary:
"When you have to be home by 9 but look like you belong on a movie poster! 😎✨ #ThugLifeInTheMaking"
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.
Commentary:
"When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"
I’d stalk me too, I get it.
Commentary:
"Who wouldn't? I'm a VIP in the land of awesome! 🌟😎 #selfstalker"
I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.
Commentary:
"Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. 😂🪑📚"
Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.
Commentary:
"When did Monday get a fast pass? 😅⏩ #WeekendPleaseComeBack"