Commentary:
"When the plot's at the spa for a 'de-twist' session! 😉📖✨"
Tag Archives: 5673 Funny i quotes
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
Commentary:
"Looks like a serious case of 'me deficiency' 😂🥲 Better start your daily dose of ME ASAP! 😎💊"
People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.
Commentary:
"Yeah, I'm over here feeling like a rechargeable battery with a hole in it! 🔋🕳️🤣"
Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.
Commentary:
"Why does Monday feel like it's on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp"
I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.
Commentary:
"Finally, some 'me-time' with my beloved gadgets! 📱💻 It's like my devices and I have an unbreakable bond… or maybe just a strong Wi-Fi connection! 😄🔌"
If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.
Commentary:
"Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"
Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!
Commentary:
"Just when I thought the bar scene couldn't get any gassier! 🍻💨 #FartenderLife"
I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.
Commentary:
"Living on 'planet no bedtime' where clocks have no curfew! 😴⏰🚀"
If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.
Commentary:
😂 "With all due respect, that's just code for 'I'm about to roast you nicely!' 🔥🤭"
Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.
Commentary:
"Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"