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Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I’ve been blocked by better.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,644

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Just shared via Discord:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Shared recently on Telegram:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Making waves on TikTok:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Trending via TikTok:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Just landed via X:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Just shared via Pinterest:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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41 shares on Twitch this month:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

17 shares on X this month:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,087

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Making waves on TikTok:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Just shared via YouTube:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Just landed via Slack:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Trending via YouTube:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Going viral on Twitch:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Spotted on Instagram:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Making waves on Telegram:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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