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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Breaking via Slack:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Making waves on YouTube:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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If β€œlive each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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I disagree with my politics.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Breaking via Reddit:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Just landed via Telegram:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Going viral on WeChat:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Reported on Facebook:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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