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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Oh, so that's the secret to a peaceful night's sleep! 💤 Who needs lullabies when you have tranquilizers, right? 😂 Parenting level: expert tranquilizer-wrangler. 🌙 #ParentingHacks"

chloroform, exhaustion, humor, ID, kids, know, night, parenting, people, sleep, tranquilizers
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Parenting tip: Want to lose weight? Just have kids. You'll skip the gym and burn calories chasing after food scraps and discarded snacks all day! 🏃‍♂️💸🗑️ #ParentingStruggles #FloorFoodies"

dollars, floor, food, great, having, humor, i, kids, little, love, money, parenting, spending, trash, week
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Parenting tip: Want to keep track of your scissors? Don't have kids! 🤷‍♂️👶✂️ #ParentingStruggles #WhereAreMyScissors"

always, both, kids, know, scissors, where
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the harsh reality of adulting hitting our kids like a ton of dirty dishes 🍽️😅 Parenting is all fun and games until someone has to do the dishes! #TheStruggleIsReal"

check, clean, cleaning, day, discover, dishes, domestic, domestic life, feel, humor, i, kids, life, move, move out, parenting, reality, reality check, responsibility
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
🤣 Sounds like your bathroom is hosting a secret toothpaste Olympics! 🦷💥 Who needs a toothbrush when you've got toothpaste cannons in the house? Watch out for those little toothpaste snipers! 🔫😆 #KidsWillBeKids

bathroom, cannon, clean, cleaning, humor, i, kids, mess, parenting, shoot, sure, toothpaste
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Parenting tip of the day: Forget textbooks, just hand over the iPad! 📱👦👧 Who needs math when your kid could be gearing up to battle cyborgs in the future anyway? 🤖💥 #ParentingWin #CyborgFighters"

cyborg, fight, fighting, future, give, humor, iPad, just, kids, parenting, screen, screen time, technology, time
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Printers and kids: Always demanding attention, making a racket, and throwing a tantrum when they're not online 🖨️🧒 Just try not to mix up the paper and the crayons!"

comparison, feeding, function, humor, kid, kids, need, noisy, offline, printer
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Friends with no kids are out here making plans like: 'Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?' 🌏🧳 Meanwhile, my schedule is more like: 'Want to go to the grocery store this Friday… after nap time.' 🤷‍♂️😂"

adventure, Friday, friends, kids, new, New Zealand, spontaneity, travel, want, weekend, Zealand
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"

90s, culture, earlier, entertainment, hours, humor, i, just, kids, love, movy, nostalgia, phones, set, technology, teenager, watching, youth
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Wanting a spotless house while managing a hurricane of toys and snacks 🏡🌪️ Parenting, the eternal struggle of cleanliness vs chaos!😅 #MomLife"

cleanliness, family, house, humor, i, kicking, kids, parenting, spotless, struggle, want, wrong