168 Funny kids quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

  Commentary:
  🌙 "No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it's bed time." 😂 Seems like you've mastered the element of surprise as a parent! Your kids probably think you've unlocked a secret bedtime-extended cheat code! 🛌 #ParentingSurprises #BedtimeShenanigans

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

  Commentary:
  "Kids these days, always so generous! 😷🤒 Who needs gifts when you can get a cold instead? Talk about a special delivery! 🎁😂 #ParentingPerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the rollercoaster ride from 'Go Go Gadget' to 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' 🕵️‍♂️💥 Technology really took us on a wild journey that left us all a bit nostalgic and terrified at the same time! 🤖🚀 #80sTechFeels"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

  Commentary:
  "Being a parent means making tough decisions like sacrificing your waistline for the greater good of finishing your kid's ice cream 🍦😂 Who knew love tasted so sweet and melty! #ParentingPerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, how many times did Mrs. Doubtfire have to break out in improvised impressions for those kids to catch on? 🧐 Maybe they were just too mesmerized by the wig and accent! 😆🎭 #NannyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

  Commentary:
  "Love has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it! Who would've thought a singles night would lead to a partner-in-crime who was busy managing a whole squad at home? 🤣🏡💑 #UnexpectedLoveStories"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the innocence of youth! Dream big, kid, but let's face it, most of us end up *just* writing emails on the computer 😂💻 Dream job or daily grind? #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

  Commentary:
  "Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it's cause they're not at home 🤣🏡 #ParentingTruths #LittleMonstersAtHome"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

  Commentary:
  "Grandparents: the masterminds behind the chaos, the architects of mischief, the professors of shenanigans! 😂👴🏼👵🏼 They're like the original influencers, except instead of trendy dance moves, they teach you how to tie shoelaces together and blame it on the cat. 😜🐱 Embrace the wisdom, embrace the chaos! 🙌 #GrandparentLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

  Commentary:
  "Easy solution: just bring your own karaoke machine and start belting out 'Wonderwall' at full volume. 🎤🎶 Nothing like an unexpected solo performance to really get the party going… or clearing out the bar in record time! 🙉🎵"

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