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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.
It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.
I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!
If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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5 months ago
Share →: Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic village math problem: 2 kids + playtime = 6 hungry tummies! 🤔👦👧👦👧👦👧 Hungry or not, these kids definitely know how to multiply faster than any calculator! 🍴😂 #VillageLife #HungryKids"
5 months ago
Share →: When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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"Why don't you have kids?" 🧐

"Dingoes." 🤷‍♂️🦘

Because apparently, I'm too busy fending off wild Australian dogs to start a family! 🤣👶 #DingoDefense
5 months ago
Share →: Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Commentary:
"Who knew Google would become the ultimate parenting manual? 😂💻 Just remember, there's no 'Ctrl + Z' button when it comes to real-life tantrums! 🤪👶 #ParenthoodAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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📚 Parenting Pro Tip: The key to getting your kids to listen? Channeling your inner mom voice and cranking up the volume until it's heard from the next galaxy! This book title is the ultimate truth bomb wrapped in humor – who knew Mom's decibel level held such power? 😂👩‍👧‍👦🔊 #MomVoiceActivated #Parenting101
5 months ago
Share →: As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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"Ah, yes, the classic Dad move – preparing your kids for the real world by honing their ability to handle online trolls. 🤣👨‍👧‍👦💻 Because let's face it, if they can handle Dad's banter, they can handle anything!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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"Ah, the glamorous life of a chauffeur to mini-humans and four-legged furballs! 🚖👶🐶 Who needs a limo when you've got a minivan full of chaos and cuteness? 🚗😂 #ParentingLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic parental strategy of letting your kids marinate in confusion and cornstalks a bit longer. 🌽😂 Nothing builds character like a good old corn maze adventure! Just don't forget to pack some snacks and a map (or GPS… just saying)! 🗺️ #LostAndFoundInACornMaze"
5 months ago
Share →: I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Looks like your kids are not just artists, but also brutally honest critics! 🎨✂️ Get that beard trim ASAP before they start adding Santa Claus vibes to your portraits! 🎅😆 #DadLife #BeardStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Commentary:
Parenting: the ultimate elevator ride with squishy buttons! 🛑👶 Pressing 'L' for Love, 'H' for Hugs, and 'Volume Down' for those epic tantrums. 🤪 Keep calm and remember to enjoy the lift music… even if it's just a constant loop of "Baby Shark". 🦈🎶 #ParentingAdventures
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Ah, the never-ending cycle of cleaning only for chaos to reign supreme once again 🤦‍♀️🏠 Let's call it the art of mess-making on a freshly cleaned canvas! 🎨🧹 #ParentingTruths