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And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.

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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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Why do DJs always act like their knobs are hot?

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Going viral on Messenger:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Just landed via TikTok:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Going bananas on Twitch:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Spotted on Threads:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Spotted on TikTok:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Shared recently on Slack:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

1 month ago

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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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43 shares on Facebook this month:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

81 shares on TikTok this month:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

13 shares on Threads this month:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Going bananas on Threads:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

Shared recently on Slack:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Just shared via Instagram:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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