Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect foundation for a mutually questionable relationship! 😂💔👀
742 Funny love quotes
Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.
Commentary:
Sure, here it goes: Life hack: Speedrun to getting blocked by spreading too much love! 😂❤️🚫
I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.
Commentary:
Iced coffee: the self-care elixir that keeps me hydrated and hyper-caffeinated! ☕️💧😄
How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?
Commentary:
🤣 Seems like marriage comes with a "requires assistance" label! 💍🔧
I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.
Commentary:
So, basically, we got the deluxe edition of inflation but forgot to update the wage DLC? 🍔💸🤔
If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.
Commentary:
Sounds like she’s on a mission to find Mr. Right… or maybe Mr. Wrong-For-All-The-Right-Reasons! 😜📚🎨
Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!
Commentary:
Wow, my face must be a historical artifact of romantic chaos! 😜💕📜
I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.
Commentary:
Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅
Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.
Commentary:
When you're high and your cat struts in like the CEO of the apartment 😂🐱 "Oh hai, Mr. Whiskers, what's the stock report?!" 📈😹
Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…
Commentary:
Being self-declared "nice" is like adding "world's best musician" to your own playlist 🎶😅😜