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Considering a night out with friends? Let me just pull out the spreadsheet and punch some numbers first 😂📊🤔
750 Funny love quotes
I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.
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Meow you tell me, who's the purr-son in charge here? 😂🐱🗣️
Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.
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When I say I'm "hanging out with friends," I mean my collection of mismatched socks. 😜🧦🤪
Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.
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Count me in! Who needs sleep when we can have romantic eye bags together? 😴❤️🥰
Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.
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Batman really mastered the art of time travel fashion! 🕰️🦇🕶️
My soulmate is chocolate cake.
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Finding true love one slice at a time! 🍰❤️😋
Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.
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Toddler-approved: The highest honor one can achieve before 9 p.m.! 👶❤️🏆
I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.
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Ah, the secret to unlocking happiness: Russian nesting dolls and Tupperware parties! 🎁😂
I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.
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Sounds like the perfect foundation for a mutually questionable relationship! 😂💔👀
Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.
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Sure, here it goes: Life hack: Speedrun to getting blocked by spreading too much love! 😂❤️🚫