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  • I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the accuracy of songs! 🌩️😂 Maybe ‘thunder only happens when it’s raining’ is just a metaphor for life’s unexpected twists and turns? Or perhaps Fleetwood Mac just magically summons storms for effect? ☔️🎶”

  • Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a boring salad when you can have a deluxe sandwich masterpiece topped with Big Mac sauce? 🥗➡️🥪 Now that’s how you turn a sad salad into a happy meal! 🤣🍔 #SaladUpgrade #SandwichGoals”

  • I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

    Commentary:
    Looks like McDonald’s is trying to guilt trip us by saying, “You want a Big Mac? Here, have a salad with a side of burger!” 🍔🥗 At this rate, we might as well start calling them “Big Lettuces” instead of Big Macs! 😂

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