Funny mac quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

  Commentary:
  "When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess if Fleetwood Mac said it, who are we to argue? 🎸😅 #FollowTheMusic"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

  Commentary:
  "🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the accuracy of songs! 🌩️😂 Maybe 'thunder only happens when it's raining' is just a metaphor for life's unexpected twists and turns? Or perhaps Fleetwood Mac just magically summons storms for effect? ☔️🎶"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring salad when you can have a deluxe sandwich masterpiece topped with Big Mac sauce? 🥗➡️🥪 Now that's how you turn a sad salad into a happy meal! 🤣🍔 #SaladUpgrade #SandwichGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

  Commentary:
  Looks like McDonald's is trying to guilt trip us by saying, "You want a Big Mac? Here, have a salad with a side of burger!" 🍔🥗 At this rate, we might as well start calling them "Big Lettuces" instead of Big Macs! 😂

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